Guacamole is practically its own food group here at kinfizz. It's green (our color of choice), perfect and meant to be enjoyed morning, noon, and night without discretion. Prepare to stimulate your palate with the holy grail of guacamole recipes.


What You Will Need…

3 big, sexy avocados (only sexy ones will do!)

1 Roma tomato, chopped  

¼ cup of red onion, diced

1 fistfull of cilantro

1 lime

1 sliced jalapeño--the hotter the better! (Just kidding, be responsible)

2 pinches of salt

First, take your big, sexy avocados and cut them in half. Then remove the pits and scoop the avocado into the bowl. If that first step was news to you, just quit now while you're ahead.

Now add the red onion. Don’t worry, your breath is still going to smell as fresh as springtime rain. Sprinkle the tomatoes into the mix, watching them plummet ever so sweetly into those sumptuous green mounds. Throw all the rest of the crap into the bowl, squeeze the lime, and voilá!

We hope this guacamole was as good for you as it was for us.

Got a better recipe? You're a liar, but send it to us anyway.